"I want to wear the pretty red bra."
Um, OK then, you'd better wear a red top if you don't want to look low-rent.
"And I have to wear pants because I need new razor cartridges."
Fine, you haven't worn those beige linen pants in a while.
"But I promised to wear my new things one by one and nothing so far is new!"
Oh for Heaven's sake, wear the Talbot's necklace, that will look snappy with the red top.
|Makes pleasant clicking noises and weighs nothing.|
"Did you know there is a matching bracelet on sale at the store?"
Shut up and go to work.